Best Pinned Chat Message

The best message pinned in chat this year. (Click nominees to read in full!)

Rank the nominees by entering rank numbers for each nominee: 1st is the best, higher ranks (2nd, 3rd, etc...) are worse, multiple nominees can share the same rank.

First time streamer
helloitsmouse
First time streamer
helloitsmouse

weird it doesnt say "first time streamer" next to your name

—helloitsmouse, Joe getting rage-baited by chatter during E33.
DOWNED BY THE RIVER
Szymsonekk
DOWNED BY THE RIVER
Szymsonekk

DOWNED BY THE RIVER

—Szymsonekk, Baldur’s Gate 3 first stream, as Joe jumped into the river killing his honour mode run. While original first pin with identical message was by user "mommokk", this one was posted in chat first.
Girth go down
NakeyJakey
Girth go down
NakeyJakey

alright apologies in advance but...does my girth go down during the day too or whats good

—NakeyJakey, Sigma grindset 60 degrees bed discussion.
JADS’ 9/11
BudroConye
JADS’ 9/11
BudroConye

I'm not on jads so this is like Howard stern relaying 911 to me.

—BudroConye, when a loli was submitted as best girl in JADS.
Analyzing the t-rex game
Aerolfos
Analyzing the t-rex game
Aerolfos

I hope Joe is enjoying analyzing the t-rex game in even more depth

—Aerolfos, when the stream died after watching the t-rex video
“Go to hell” is basic
griimbles
“Go to hell” is basic
griimbles

“go to hell” is basic. “I hope Joseph Anderson plays browser games for an hour before your favorite game you've been waiting years for him to play” is smart. it’s possible. it’s terrifying.

—griimbles, Joe doing dles before 1000xResist.
How can I ruin your life?
notcoru
How can I ruin your life?
notcoru

I've been thinking: how can I ruin your life? I've decided. I'm giving you my video essay channel. I'll start a huge project, and delay the final part. When you stream, you'll be a scam artist avoiding your obligations. When you work on the video, you'll be criticised anyway because no-one has seen it yet. The internet will see you as a big name coasting on rep. Real life will see you as a NEET who should get a real job. Abusing you will become public sport. No-one is more hated than a YouTuber.

—notcoru, from the end of the last Umineko Ep3 VOD.
Kegel & Sneeze
dalmek
Kegel & Sneeze
dalmek

be careful chat. if you do a kegel and sneeze at the same time you take a screenshot

—dalmek, during the kegels stream.

1_st
- First time streamer
  helloitsmouse
  
  First time streamer
  helloitsmouse
  
  weird it doesnt say "first time streamer" next to your name
  
  —helloitsmouse, Joe getting rage-baited by chatter during E33.
- “Go to hell” is basic
  griimbles
  
  “Go to hell” is basic
  griimbles
  
  “go to hell” is basic. “I hope Joseph Anderson plays browser games for an hour before your favorite game you've been waiting years for him to play” is smart. it’s possible. it’s terrifying.
  
  —griimbles, Joe doing dles before 1000xResist.
- How can I ruin your life?
  notcoru
  
  How can I ruin your life?
  notcoru
  
  I've been thinking: how can I ruin your life? I've decided. I'm giving you my video essay channel. I'll start a huge project, and delay the final part. When you stream, you'll be a scam artist avoiding your obligations. When you work on the video, you'll be criticised anyway because no-one has seen it yet. The internet will see you as a big name coasting on rep. Real life will see you as a NEET who should get a real job. Abusing you will become public sport. No-one is more hated than a YouTuber.
  
  —notcoru, from the end of the last Umineko Ep3 VOD.
- DOWNED BY THE RIVER
  Szymsonekk
  
  DOWNED BY THE RIVER
  Szymsonekk
  
  DOWNED BY THE RIVER
  
  —Szymsonekk, Baldur’s Gate 3 first stream, as Joe jumped into the river killing his honour mode run. While original first pin with identical message was by user "mommokk", this one was posted in chat first.
- Kegel & Sneeze
  dalmek
  
  Kegel & Sneeze
  dalmek
  
  be careful chat. if you do a kegel and sneeze at the same time you take a screenshot
  
  —dalmek, during the kegels stream.
- JADS’ 9/11
  BudroConye
  
  JADS’ 9/11
  BudroConye
  
  I'm not on jads so this is like Howard stern relaying 911 to me.
  
  —BudroConye, when a loli was submitted as best girl in JADS.
- Analyzing the t-rex game
  Aerolfos
  
  Analyzing the t-rex game
  Aerolfos
  
  I hope Joe is enjoying analyzing the t-rex game in even more depth
  
  —Aerolfos, when the stream died after watching the t-rex video
- Girth go down
  NakeyJakey
  
  Girth go down
  NakeyJakey
  
  alright apologies in advance but...does my girth go down during the day too or whats good
  
  —NakeyJakey, Sigma grindset 60 degrees bed discussion.

First time streamer

DOWNED BY THE RIVER

Girth go down

JADS’ 9/11

Analyzing the t-rex game

“Go to hell” is basic

How can I ruin your life?

Kegel & Sneeze